Ira & Abby Abby: Do you want to get married? Ira: I don't know you at all. Abby: Half of marriages end up in divorce anyway. We probably have as good chance as anyone. |
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Because at some point everyone asks: Why did I get married? Husband: Diane, when you got married, you gave up the eyes for us, ok? Wife: I'm gonna go up this mountain and save my marriage. |
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